Strike smike...

The college teachers are on strike. Can anything else mess up my delicately planned life?

Does this affect my five distance education courses?

Typical answer: yes and no.

Yes, teachers/instructors are on strike and will not be grading any papers. Exams are in limbo.

Except; get this...the college informs me that I am still to hand in my papers by their due date (although the instructors won't grade them), and to prepare for exams as usual (even though there might not be any!)

I much prefer my version;

It seems like black and white to me...

Let's call it a term, give me A's in all five courses, and voila...be done with it all!